*he’s cleaned his entire house*
That was exhausting —
*flops onto the sofa and curls up*
I’m not moving an inch.
*reaches down to pet Maquk*
— Oh yeah, you need to take your daily time outside, you lazy ass. Get up. Don’t give me that look. Get up.
*rolls off the sofa and next to the lazy polar bear*
Get uuuuup, Maquk, I swear to God you’re the laziest thing ever —